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01
Aug

scotsmcall:

i consider 80% of my mutuals my friends even though we have never talked just to let u guys know

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01
Aug

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

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01
Aug
  • me when trying to do anything more strenuous that walking without wearing a bra: i think i'll try defying gravity
  • me literally half a second later: so long farewell auf weidersehen goodbye
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31
Jul

robotic-purple-tiger:

I needed this right now

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31
Jul

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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31
Jul

mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

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31
Jul

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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31
Jul

inspired by (x)

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31
Jul

daily-infographic:

Neat: Visual History of the YouTube Player (2005 to 2013)
http://daily-infographic.tumblr.com/

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31
Jul

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

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31
Jul

lysolwipes:

*during a job interview*

"Why should we hire you?"image

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31
Jul

shouldnt:

Oops, sorry mom

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31
Jul

apfelgranate:

"Is that deep enough?"

oh look, i’m getting emotional over these two assholes again. (and by now all of you should know how me being emotional manifests.)